Quotes

These quotes are powerful to all of us and we hope they will be to you too. and some, are just plain old funny, too.

"All human wisdom is summed up in two words — wait and hope."
~ Alexander Dumas

"Beware how you take away hope from another human being."
~ Oliver Wendell Holmes

"One who has health has hope, and one who has hope has everything."
~ Arabic proverb

"Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done."
~Andy Rooney

"The computer allows you to make mistakes faster than any other invention, with the possible exception of handguns and tequila."
~Mitch Ratcliffe

"The computer is the game."
~Tom Christiansen

"To err is human, to really screw up you need a computer."
~Anonymous

"my wife thinks i'm too nosy. at least that's what she keeps writing in her diary."

"sometimes i wake up grumpy ... other times i let him sleep."

"my friend has a baby. i'm recording all the noises he makes so later i can ask him what he meant."
~steven wright

"raising teenagers is like trying to nail jell-o to a tree."

"cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like clearing the drive before it has stopped snowing."

"there was an old woman who lived in a shoe, she had so many children she didn't knw what to do. obviously."

"conscience is the inner voice that warns us that someone is looking."

"they always tell us that a camel can go 500 miles without water. how come nobody has ever bothered to see how far they can go WITH water?"

"they say an elephant never forgets but what's he got to remember?"

"on pet food just what flavor is 'original'?"

"if Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?"

"choose to be free!"
~unknown

"time to live and let live."
~time magazine (2003)

"you do have a big role at Tamara's House helping staff understand the programs and I know you will be playing a big role -especially now that I have gone."
~anne e.

"today i will be grateful for every kindness, and take no blessings for granted."
~unknown

"live to fight for another day."
~unknown

"today i will live for today, and let another person help me eliminate 'what if ...' from my vocabulary."
~unknown

"to cultivate kindness is a valuable part of the business of life."
~ unknown

"Never confuse a single defeat with a final defeat."
~F. Scott Fitzgerald

"Keep your eyes on the prize."
~anonymous

"Luck is what you have leftover, after you give 100%."
~Coleman Langston

"Imagination is more important than knowledge."
~Einstein

"The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax."
~Einstein

"Do you suppose i could buy back my introduction to you?"
~Groucho Marx

"No man is great if he thinks he is."
~Will Rodgers

"Income Tax has made more liars out of American people than golf."
~Will Rodgers

"The price of greatness is responsibility."
~Winston Churchhill

"If you want anything said, ask a man. if you want anything done, ask a woman."
~Margaret Thatcher

"There's no such thing as a man ... Just a boy in a man's body."
~Elvis Presley

"MAN SHOT, STABBED; DEATH BY NATURAL CAUSES RULED"
~headline

"SQUAD HELPS DOG BITE VICTIM"
~headline

"Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it."
~Benjamin Franklin

"There is one thing about being a president - nobody can tell you when to sit down."
~Dwight D. Eisenhower

"If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle."
~Rita Mae Brown

"You take your own life into your hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame."
~Erica Jong

"The longer the explanation the bigger the lie."
~Chinese Proverb

"You can't stay in your corner of the forest waiting for people to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes."
~Winnie the Pooh

"We the children need the following: We need encouragement, to laugh, inspiration, to be read to, to have self-esteem, to be loved, security, adventure, disappointment. We need freedom. We need to make mistakes, ask questions, imagine, need to win and sometimes need to lose. We need to be hugged. We need family, friends, and even foes, and heros. We need nurishment."
~Kellogs Canada Inc. 1998

"I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar."
-Robert Brault

"I encourage everybody and challenge everybody to strive towards their goals. . . . There will be ups and there will be downs, but just keep working towards them and don't let anybody tell you that you can't do it."
-Catriona LeMay Doan

"As we live our lives, going around is not the same as going through"
-Unknown

"Courage is not the absence of fear, it is the triumph of the will over it"
-Jim Kennicott

"Today's beautiful moments are Tomorrow's beautiful memories."
-Unknown

"There is nothing wrong with you. Anyone who says something is wrong is wrong."
-Renais Jeanne Hill

"Happiness is often the result of hard work."
-Unknown

"The hardest to learn was the least complicated."
-Emily Saliers

"Don't compromise yourself. You are all you've got."
-Janis Joplin

"What we are trying to do is raise the level of awareness of violence against women and pornography to at least the level of awareness of racist and Ku Klux Klan literature."
-Gloria Steinem

"You make the road by walking on it."
-Nicaraguan proverb

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